I got scolded by my mum in the morn and alighted at the wrong stop. ):
And i'm so sleepy.
And i need to poop. lol.
A redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blond."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
(C) Made In Love