Promises are like babies.. fun to make, hell to deliver!

I used to sing like Justin Bieber...then I turned 4

Keyring - A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at the same time.

Bing is a great website, for internet searches. I know this, because I Googled it.

WARNING: The consumption of chocolate makes your clothes shrink.

(i friggin love kit kat!)

How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?

I think the freezer deserves a light too. 

I thought my eyes were miraculously cured by God this morning, till i realized i went to sleep with contacts in. 

Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

Marriage is the main cause of divorce

My dog Minton keeps going round the house eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.

Doors don't open themselves. Well, automatic ones do, but that ruins the saying

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

New Toy Story film to be released, called Adult Toy Story. It gives a totally new meaning to "Buzz" and "Woody".
(i wanna watch! Toy Story 3 i mean)

This world is coming to an end.. Volcanoes, floods, earthquakes, oil slicks, Justin Bieber..

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Mun Teng

Relationship Status:
In a relationship with

Christ Jesus